Archive for animation

Some Things for 6/20

A nightmarish Season 21 of Seinfeld is underway

A scholarly essay about the surprising similarities between Space Jam and the ancient legend of Popol Vuh

Product ads from time travelers who have reverse engineered modern electronics to get rich in 1997

A tale of lust and corruption starring Micheal O’Malley:

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Dope Ass Cutaway Digarams To Secret Bases And Lairs

The Bat Cave The Bat Cave is where goth furry Bruce Wayne spent most of his time after his parents died.  It’s a super decked out basement with the best PC rig ever.  There is a big penny and a speedboat.  Sometimes he’ll knock people out and bring them there.

superboy219LThe Legion of Superheroes fly around in the Mark X with Matter Eater Lad the best superhero ever.  Matter Eater Lad is hillarious and when he became an adult he was governor of space or something and went crazy trying to get fired.  Also on the show he had sunglasses and a big tooth on his shirt.  Matter Eater Lad is the best and the Mark X is a ship worthy of the best Legionnaire.  Make another Legion episode of Smallville this time starrint Matter Eater Lad.

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Aquaman’s Bungalow.  The greatest and most famous of all Superhero Hideouts.  Every time the throne of MermaidLand is usurped and Aquaman is banished, he goes there to solve the mystery of his usurping so he can re-surp the throne and become the rightful surp again.  This is the plot of all Aquaman comics unless he’s punching bad men on boats.

The Baxter BuildingThe Baxter Building is that old skyscraper with the big 4 in downtown Manhattan that used to belong to Reed Richards until the EPA shut him down for his Asbestos Rooms and Blasting Rocket Fuel Into The River.  It is not for Channel 4 like everybody says.

Dr. Who's PyramidThe Evil Dr. Who from The King Kong Show has a secret base inside of a pyramid that looks way cooler in this picture from a magazine than it ever did in that cheap-ass cartoon.  Unfortunately there is no sweet playset like the Technodrome or The Ghostbuster Fireman House Deal because this show wasn’t made in the 80′s so kids still had use their lame imaginations.

Blofeld's VolcanoA Non-Ironic Volcano Full Of Ninjas.

spacestationI always liked that Jaws got to hang with his little girlfriend after the laser fight.  But then he was on James Bond Jr. so I guess there is no justice.

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Bugs Bunny, greatest banned player ever

An insane, borderline autistic level baseball nerd breakdown of the game from the 1946 cartoon Baseball Bugs. This is the kind of psycho magic the internet was invented for.

Dreamlines

Dreamlines is a kind of morphing, living, picture jacker-upper. It takes images from Google image search and does live post processing on them so that they shift and change into semi-coherent, scratchy, half awake versions of themselves. It’s nice in a screensavery kind of way, especially if you have some sufficiently dreamy music to listen to. Here are a few Disney-themed screenshots of the program mid-change.

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Doug Funnie/Beatles Mashup videos that I made way too many of.