The new Uniqlock contains weapons-grade charm. Armed with only the current Tokyo time, hypnotic dance moves, and a jazzy soundtrack, it’s simultaneously the best sweater ad ever devised by mankind and an evil the likes of which we’ve never seen. Thank God we’re buddies with Japan for now. Super Special clips play on the hour.
1. Grape Nuts’ Volto is possibly the worst mascot in history.
2. Ore Wa Jack Bauer/I’m Jack Bauer
Always in danger
I’m Jack Bauer
I never die
I’m Jack Bauer
I get pissed easily
I’m Jack Bauer
I’m actually a crybaby…I’m Jack Bauer
To the guys who don’t confess
I’m Jack Bauer
I yell at them from really closeI’m Jack Bauer
24th is 24’s day
I’m Jack Bauer
Let’s go to a rental video place
Song 2:
I’m Jack Bauer
I don’t take orders from anyone
I’m Jack Bauer
And I drag everyone along
I’m Jack Bauer
I’m good with dealing with danger
I’m Jack Bauer
Weak for my daughter
I’m Jack Bauer
I’m an immortal man
I’m Jack Bauer
Sometimes I pass out
I’m Jack Bauer
My phone bill is crazy
I’m Jack Bauer
But my job pays for it
3. With this site you can do stuff like that.